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"This is the official bio for my brand new show You Paid for This. Not to be confused with any of the fakes ones out there. I had to write this bio myself, which really threw my morning plans. I thought coming up with the title was the hard part, but writing a 150 word biography about a comedy show I haven&rsquo;t performed yet is really hard. It&rsquo;s called You Paid for This, and yes, I&rsquo;m aware you likely haven&rsquo;t actually paid yet. It&rsquo;s what we call in the biz &ldquo;presumptive selling&rdquo;. A bold, but risky move. The show does what the title suggests, presuming you buy a ticket. I can&rsquo;t promise much beyond an hour of jokes, sponsored by you. You haven&rsquo;t paid yet, but we both know it&rsquo;s only a matter of time. See you there!
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"This is the official bio for my brand new show You Paid for This. Not to be confused with any of the fakes ones out there. I had to write this bio myself, which really threw my morning plans. I thought coming up with the title was the hard part, but writing a 150 word biography about a comedy show I haven&rsquo;t performed yet is really hard. It&rsquo;s called You Paid for This, and yes, I&rsquo;m aware you likely haven&rsquo;t actually paid yet. It&rsquo;s what we call in the biz &ldquo;presumptive selling&rdquo;. A bold, but risky move. The show does what the title suggests, presuming you buy a ticket. I can&rsquo;t promise much beyond an hour of jokes, sponsored by you. You haven&rsquo;t paid yet, but we both know it&rsquo;s only a matter of time. See you there!
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"This is the official bio for my brand new show You Paid for This. Not to be confused with any of the fakes ones out there. I had to write this bio myself, which really threw my morning plans. I thought coming up with the title was the hard part, but writing a 150 word biography about a comedy show I haven&rsquo;t performed yet is really hard. It&rsquo;s called You Paid for This, and yes, I&rsquo;m aware you likely haven&rsquo;t actually paid yet. It&rsquo;s what we call in the biz &ldquo;presumptive selling&rdquo;. A bold, but risky move. The show does what the title suggests, presuming you buy a ticket. I can&rsquo;t promise much beyond an hour of jokes, sponsored by you. You haven&rsquo;t paid yet, but we both know it&rsquo;s only a matter of time. See you there!
&nbsp;
My Live Nation members can secure tickets first during the pre-sale beginning&nbsp;Thursday 14 November, 10am.&nbsp;To access presale tickets through the Live Nation presale, register with My Live Nation. Registration is free. When presale starts, log in to your account and click BUY TICKETS. No presale code needed.
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SHOW TIMES:&nbsp;3:00pm
 
"This is the official bio for my brand new show You Paid for This. Not to be confused with any of the fakes ones out there. I had to write this bio myself, which really threw my morning plans. I thought coming up with the title was the hard part, but writing a 150 word biography about a comedy show I haven&rsquo;t performed yet is really hard. It&rsquo;s called You Paid for This, and yes, I&rsquo;m aware you likely haven&rsquo;t actually paid yet. It&rsquo;s what we call in the biz &ldquo;presumptive selling&rdquo;. A bold, but risky move. The show does what the title suggests, presuming you buy a ticket. I can&rsquo;t promise much beyond an hour of jokes, sponsored by you. You haven&rsquo;t paid yet, but we both know it&rsquo;s only a matter of time. See you there!
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Looking for Accessible tickets?&nbsp;All accessible tickets need to be purchased directly by the ticketing agent&rsquo;s accessible hotline or form.&nbsp;
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Have further accessible queries? Email us at Accessibilty@livenation.com.au&nbsp;
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SHOW TIMES: 4:00pm
"This is the official bio for my brand new show You Paid for This. Not to be confused with any of the fakes ones out there. I had to write this bio myself, which really threw my morning plans. I thought coming up with the title was the hard part, but writing a 150 word biography about a comedy show I haven&rsquo;t performed yet is really hard. It&rsquo;s called You Paid for This, and yes, I&rsquo;m aware you likely haven&rsquo;t actually paid yet. It&rsquo;s what we call in the biz &ldquo;presumptive selling&rdquo;. A bold, but risky move. The show does what the title suggests, presuming you buy a ticket. I can&rsquo;t promise much beyond an hour of jokes, sponsored by you. You haven&rsquo;t paid yet, but we both know it&rsquo;s only a matter of time. See you there!
&nbsp;
<p style="margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 11px; line-height: normal; font-family: &quot;Helvetica Neue&quot;;">Looking for Accessible tickets? All accessible tickets need to be purchased directly by the ticketing agent&rsquo;s accessible hotline or form.&nbsp;
<p style="margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 11px; line-height: normal; font-family: &quot;Helvetica Neue&quot;;"> 
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<p style="margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 11px; line-height: normal; font-family: &quot;Helvetica Neue&quot;;">Have further accessible queries? Email us at Accessibilty@livenation.com.au&nbsp;

"This is the official bio for my brand new show You Paid for This. Not to be confused with any of the fakes ones out there. I had to write this bio myself, which really threw my morning plans. I thought coming up with the title was the hard part, but writing a 150 word biography about a comedy show I haven&rsquo;t performed yet is really hard. It&rsquo;s called You Paid for This, and yes, I&rsquo;m aware you likely haven&rsquo;t actually paid yet. It&rsquo;s what we call in the biz &ldquo;presumptive selling&rdquo;. A bold, but risky move. The show does what the title suggests, presuming you buy a ticket. I can&rsquo;t promise much beyond an hour of jokes, sponsored by you. You haven&rsquo;t paid yet, but we both know it&rsquo;s only a matter of time. See you there!
&nbsp;
My Live Nation members can secure tickets first during the pre-sale beginning&nbsp;Thursday 14 November, 10am.&nbsp;To access presale tickets through the Live Nation presale, register with My Live Nation. Registration is free. When presale starts, log in to your account and click BUY TICKETS.&nbsp;No presale code needed.
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<p style="font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 11px; line-height: normal; font-family: &quot;Helvetica Neue&quot;; margin: 0px;">Looking for Accessible tickets?&nbsp;All accessible tickets need to be purchased directly by the ticketing agent&rsquo;s accessible hotline or form.&nbsp;
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<p style="font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 11px; line-height: normal; font-family: &quot;Helvetica Neue&quot;; margin: 0px;">Have further accessible queries? Email us at Accessibilty@livenation.com.au

"This is the official bio for my brand new show You Paid for This. Not to be confused with any of the fakes ones out there. I had to write this bio myself, which really threw my morning plans. I thought coming up with the title was the hard part, but writing a 150 word biography about a comedy show I haven&rsquo;t performed yet is really hard. It&rsquo;s called You Paid for This, and yes, I&rsquo;m aware you likely haven&rsquo;t actually paid yet. It&rsquo;s what we call in the biz &ldquo;presumptive selling&rdquo;. A bold, but risky move. The show does what the title suggests, presuming you buy a ticket. I can&rsquo;t promise much beyond an hour of jokes, sponsored by you. You haven&rsquo;t paid yet, but we both know it&rsquo;s only a matter of time. See you there!
&nbsp;
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<p style="margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 11px; line-height: normal; font-family: &quot;Helvetica Neue&quot;;">Looking for Accessible tickets? All accessible tickets need to be purchased directly by the ticketing agent&rsquo;s accessible hotline or form.&nbsp;
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