TRAGEDY SET TO DECIMATE THE UK YET AGAIN IN SUPPORT OF THEIR NEW ALBUM "HUMBLED BY OUR GREATNESS"

TRAGEDY: All Metal Tribute to the Bee Gees (and Beyond) is currently the # 1 heavy metal tribute to the Bee Gees (and beyond) in the following areas: London City, Carlisle City, Oxford City, Sheffield City, Guilford City, Liverpool City, Swansea City, Glasgow City, Newcastle upon Tyne City, Bristol City, Middlesborough City, Old York City, and basically every other city the band has ever played in in the United Kingdom, with the exception of Cardiff City in Wales; that gig really sucked.

Hailing from New York City, Tragedy first came to decimate the people of the United Kingdom in 2008, as the support band for British cult rockers The Wildhearts.  At the end of that tour, Tragedy supported Electric Six at Shepherd's Bush Empire in London City, during which 2,500 kids moshed to Stayin' Alive, and after which Tragedy totally scored a whole new UK tour with Electric Six because their agent was so impressed, and also after which, at the VIP after party where a few of the guys from Electric Six were spinning, Tragedy's drummer scored a blow from the girlfriend of one of Tragedy's biggest fans, after which Tragedy fired that drummer because the fan was so upset at being cuckolded by his favorite band, but actually not really for that, it was mainly because we all hated that fucking drummer and needed a pre-text to fire him.  Anyway, a few months after that monumental night at Shephard's Bush, Tragedy embarked on a whole new UK tour with Electric Six, and in the process outsold Electric Six on merch and was never invited back to tour with them again.  That could also possibly have something to do with the fact that Tragedy's new drummer threatened a promoter with a serious ass kicking after said promoter screwed us out of $100 and then Electric Six's tour manager got really pissed.  Nevertheless, they all remain friends (Electric Six that is, not the promotor or the tour manager) and everything is cool.

Since that time, Tragedy has kept returning to the UK to force their magic upon the unsuspecting peoples of said country, including but not limited to an opening position for Motorhead at Guilfest, and 2 headlining tours all across the UK, this May 2012 being their fourth headlining tour.  There was a third headlining tour somewhere in there too, but all records have been lost.  Although at one point Robin Gibbens did score a dressing room blow from a 50 year old, after which he went down and signed her 16-year-old daughter's Tragedy poster, after which he went back to the hotel and had Skype sex with his girlfriend who he really missed.

Anyway, Tragedy is back in the UK with a new record:  Humbled by Our Greatness.  They have extended the Bee Gees catalog to include other period pieces, such as Xanadu and shit.  It's really awesome and you should totally check them out.